HR confirms Teddy Palmer is a Lazy Coward

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

 

On Sunday the High Octane Wrestling World Champion, Sutler Reynolds-Kael, set a deadline for Teddy Palmer to prove he was as dedicated to High Octane Wrestling and the World Title as the President of Human Resources.

Instead he took the cowards way out and hid. Conor Fuse and his fan base responded on his behalf. This confirmed that Fuse is both incapable of teaming with people of quality and that Teddy Palmer is a piece of shit. Much like Clay Byrd, Teddy Palmer is coming off two loses in a row and Lee Best feels this is worthy of a World Title opportunity.

Still, Sutler Reynolds-Kael is looking forward to becoming the Number One Ranked Wrestler in High Octane Wrestling.

“I let old people do my talking because everything else I say is cringe material I should have grown out of 2 months ago, yum yum yum.” – Conor Fuse, probably.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

……Conor Fuse and Teddy Palmer both have losing records against Sutler Reynolds-Kael and no amount of shitty, self-excusing news posts will change that.