HR confirms SRK is Number One Ranked Wrestler
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HR confirms SRK is Number One Ranked Wrestler


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Following Sutler Reynolds-Kael’s victory at Refueled LXVIII the Son of Scions and President of Human Resources has officially reached the rank of #1 Ranked High Octane Wrestling Wrestler, like his Father before him. Though Teddy Palmer put up a rigorous effort in the end the Sutler Method left the former LSD Champion unconscious in the center of the ring.

Now the High Octane Wrestling World Champion sets his sights on Darin Zion as he engages in this third Title defense in as many weeks, a record in the Refueled Era for consecutive defenses. The Son of Scions will be looking to extend his win streak to 7 before heading to Bottomline to face Conor Fuse for potentially his 5th Title Defense.

Speaking of Conor Fuse and is ilk, once again the denizens of the shattered 214 has proven a poor judge as their predictions were proven WEAK AF.

“Only an idiots would believe I could lose to guy named after a hand job, not that there isn’t anything wrong with receiving a Teddy Palmer now and again. Hey, did you guys know I’m the NUMBER ONE RANKED TALENT IN HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING AND ALSO THE #97RED STRAP CHAMP?!” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, Son of Scions, HOW World Champion, #1 Ranked HOW Talent, World’s Greatest Gamer and Union Breaker.

A reminder that the HOW World Champion parking spot is for the current High Octane World Champion, not whatever champion you decide to call yourself.






…………I guess it’s actually Teddy OOOOooooOOOOOOUT huh?