THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
First off I have to hand it to him. He almost beat my uncle Mike Best twice in the HOFC cage but, you know how it goes, losing to Mike Best is nothing to be ashamed of. Especially when the second most memorable thing about you is your name, or rather, everything in the World but your name.
A lot of people try to be memes but few people manage to actually accidentally become one. He’s like that guy, Bumblegut Cutterslatch, only Z.A. look marginally less like an Alien. I have to say, while he’s over on the other side of this fight I really like his whole loyalty and obedience to a mysterious Goddess of Chaos and Discord. Shame he showed up here a year too late for c̸̜̚o̸͔̚ñ̴̤v̵̳̀e̴͖͊r̷͌͜s̴̪͊i̷̗͑o̷̦̊n̶̤̅.
There are plenty of seats at the table of mad̴̖͝d̴̤̈́͋n̵͚̽͝ẹ̸̺͋̔s̶̼̅s̶̲̫̝̪͓̩̾͗̂̂̈̐..
He might considering stabbing Lindsay Troy in the back for me, I’ll save him an apple.
Sutler Reynolds-Kael, dictated but not read.
…I’m the cornerstone dummy. Spppppò̶͎͚͎̟̯̽̄͝ȏ̵̭̦̥̫̓̒p̴͖̀͒̎̀̔̀ŷ̶̻̬̝͎̟̦̈̊͝!!