The Sutler Memo: Clay Byrd Edition

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

As requested by Yeehaw-Cowboy Man, Clay Byrd, here’s a fun news story for you all. Clay Byrd got knocked into the ocean by Teddy Palmer failing to win the LSD Championship, a title once made famous by my Father. So howdy-doody, partner, I’d tip my cowboy hat to you but I don’t wear stupid, ugly cowboy hats. If you fail to take out Teddy Palmer my Grandfather is going to gouge your eye out while Bobby Dean shits whatever’s left of his talent into that ten galleon toilet you call a hat. And by talent I mean his horrible cabbage shits following a liquid McDonald’s cleanse.

It’s like burnt grits.

Otherwise he’s a great guy, God bless.

XOXO,

Sutler Reynolds-Ka̸̧̩̮̣̺̟̾̅̔ȩ̴͕̝̘̞̝͖̙͒̑̈́̅͛̇̅̄͛̒̏͂ļ̷̢̖͓̠̫͎̹͚̇̽̊̄͌̈́͂̋̕

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