THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
HR can confirm that Sutler Reynolds-Kael has secured the rights to Chaos Weekly, a “dumbass Photoshop project“.
“I don’t know, I guess it’s cause Eris is the Goddess of Chaos? Or Chaos is nice and orderly, showing up on a weekly basis? Listen, I’m petty and bored before War Games and I’m still recovering from the Books of Zion I – VII plus the Zionarium Compedius. My cult is better, stab Lindsay Troy in the back, coward!” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael.
Yeah, you coward!
….Jatt hangs out at weird hair salons.