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Before the shenanigans at the Tokyo Dome can start, we here at Alliance News would like to thank the following people for helping The Best Alliance to victory at this year’s War Games:

Zeb Martian

For Zeb’s diligence in the art of discussion, he’s earned a rightful and justified place aboard the USS Octane.

Congratulations, Zeb! We always wondered how many marbles it was that were in your mouth.

Sadly, on a more somber note, we’d also like to extend our sincerest of condolences to Teddy Palmer and Conor Fuse for not making it to the World Title portion of this year’s War Games.

Sorry guys, maybe next tear.

At least you won’t wind up on the Colonel’s tights.

Oh.

Wait.

This just in…

Clay Byrd spaced out.

Get it.

Also just in…

We have received word that new comer, Arthur Pleasant, is also participating in this year’s War Games. As such, we have decided to add him to the list of people we’d like to thank for helping the Best Alliance to victory.

Zeb Martian
Art Pleaseant

We would like to wish Art and his tireless legion of denizens a fine showing in his debut inside the dual cages against World Champion, Double Champion, Colonel of the Alliance, Cancer Jiles.

Oh.

Wait.

Art’s not the guy with the cult?