SOOOOOOOO because SOMONE (not going to say names but I will use initials: LT) decided to NOT make the right moral decision for her team of 8, I have been forced to increase the teams to nine wrestlers each.
So with that said, and because I am a good man, two folks got a wildcard spot into the match and now will be forced to prove me right in allowing them to get into the biggest match of the year.
First up….the losing team:
- Lindsay Loose Lips Troy
- Conor Wet Fuse
- Teddy Redding Palmer
- One of a Thousand Ray McAvay
- Dan “Even Kostoff won the World Title” Ryan
- Arthur “Makes No Sense on this team as he is not” Pleasant
- Zeb “0 in Readability” Martin
- Xander “HOW was he picked” Azula
- Wild Card: Darin Fucking Zion
The Best Team:
- World Champion Cancer Jiles
- Future LSD Champion Clay Byrd
- Retaining Tag Team Champion John Sektor
- Retaining Tag Team Champion Jatt Starr
- Hall of Famer Steve Solex
- The Guy that got pinned by Zion in a 3 on 1 handicap match last week on Refueled
- Steve Harrison
- Sutler Kael
- Wild Card: Scottywood (who will be putting his ownership and staffing stake on the line in this match. More details to come)
There ya go folks.
Let’s Fucking Go.