HR TO CLEAN FLOORS A-SAP

Conor Fuse here. We need a clean-up on aisle 4, Mike Best did another promo. HR, are you there? Can you attend to this mess?

Fuck you are stupid, EA Mike. Someone can record a promo at the same time you’re recording a promo. Got mine up a little after yours, big deal. Way to throw shots at your teammate this weekend, too. How will you two survive?

I told you to put the lotion in the basket, Mike but you just couldn’t help yourself. Guess I got that right. 🙂 Gotta keep that little character development going. So much anger, hostility and bravado. How unique and fresh.

EA Mike. POS person. Whatever helps you sleep.

Anyway, we got A LOT of semen on the floor. HR, please respond.