HR announces totally comfortable announcement

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

Just a brief announcement, President of Human Resources, Sutler Reynolds-Kael, #2 Ranked High Octane Wrestling Superstar and Zaggat Top 10% Ranked Restaurant, will be publishing his first weekly SUTLER MEMO later this week.

Though details are few at the moment, Human Resources can confirm that the SUTLER MEMO will be free of charge though every minute after the fifth will be charged directly to your credit card. Enrollment is mandatory however you may cancel after twenty nine days. Failure after thirty one is a forfeiture of any previous payments in accordance to the constituencies and protections afforded by the City of Gaula Pos, Argentina. Cancellations to be filed on the third Tuesday no later than 4pm Business Hours with Department Director Keri Long.

Good news is expected, let’s like disappoint like certain Alliances.

Meow.

We will release more information packets as they come available to us.

“Big things are on the way in High Octane Wrestling! Two guys fell off a boat last week, just imagine what’s going to happen in a six man HOFC tag match where two guys have losses to Darin Zion and another one knows what it’s like to literally be fucked by the other. Personally I feel like it makes the whole thing a lot less uncomfortable, freeing even. I’m glad this isn’t uncomfortable at all.” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael when asked about Narwhals.

Thank You!

…it’s Lindsay Troy. She knows… you know. You know.