HR finally gets representation in ME.

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

 

In the mandatory Main Event for Refueled LVIII the Son of Scions, Sutler Reynolds-Kael, President of Human Resources and the World’s Greatest Gamer, will face off against Desmond Leroux. Both young men will be given the highest placement on the card to showcase their skills and abilities. As the grandson of Lee Best, nephew of Michael Lee Best and son of the legendary Maximillian Wilhelm Kael, Sutler Reynolds-Kael is expected to win.

“I know on the outline and on the card layout it looks like I’m opening but I think it’s jut upside down, you know how clumsy Grandpa gets, what with his two gross ass eyes. Jatt verses Teddy is a nice, gentle, low energy program to help ease the crowd into the High Octane Experience.” – Sutler-Reynolds-Kael, Son of Scions, Presdient of Human Resources and the World’s Greatest Gamer.

Aren’t you all excited? We’re excited but then we get paid to be excited so maybe it’s different for us. Don’t you wish you could get paid to be excited about this shit?

Yeah you do.

Thank You!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Conor Fuse is a newbie kekekekekekekekek