HR confirms Tag Match is not lit.
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HR confirms Tag Match is not lit.


Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois


HR would like to remind everyone that the Best Alliance will be represented by famous Cowboy model, Clay Byrd and wrist watch empire heir Steve Solex against the Local Jobbers 412, Zeb Martin, a known failure, and filthy casual Conor Fuse. In what people are calling the super value Vanilla Ice Cream of this Refueled expectations from Human Resources are at an all time low.

“I had to actually look up the names of the people in the match because Conor Fuse is as generic looking as the default 1 on a Bethesda game. Also Zeb probably would be more noticeable ” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, President of Human Resources and World’s Greatest Gamer.

A side note, we received a complaint about finding crushed pain meds on the bathroom toilet. If you are planning on mainlining any substances please refrain from using the public restrooms. Buy a pocket mirror like a read addict please. Amazon as some good deals.

Thank you!