THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
In another early match for Refueled LXI will see Clay “The Killer Cowboy” Byrd against unknown ticket recipient Lester Moregrimes. For those unfamiliar with the situation random person Lester Moregrimes won a contest to have a match on Refueled with his opponent picked by Lee Best himself. Almost nothing is known about Moregrimes other than he is a massive 6’5”. Should Lester manage to defeat Byrd it might be one of the biggest burials in HOW history and likely would be impossible for Clay to muster any kind of respect from his peers going forward.
“Yeah I’m not sure what Lee Best was doing hiring a guy who was born on February 5th, 2021, maybe we’re starting up a baby fighting league? Can he even legally enter himself into a raffle? Also he’s really tall and fat for a two month old but with everything going on it the World I guess anything is possible. Of course if this ends with Clay spiking Lester like a football in an end zone I’m quitting. Or laughing.” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, President of Human Resources, Son of Scions, World’s Greatest Gamer
Can Clay Byrd overcome the genetic superfreak 2 month old Lester Moregrimes? Is this one of the result of certain peoples unchecked use of Time Travel? We will keep you informed as our investigation continues.
…seriously Clay, if you lose to a guy with no training your career is over.