THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
A quick reminder that there will be an official LSD Championship Title Defense at Refueled LVIII where the current reigning champion, Jatt Starr, will face off against human euphemism Teddy Palmer. Starr, an alumni and Hall of Famer, has had a late career revival as a dual Tag Team and LSD Champion. Teddy Palmer is once again three seconds away from touching High Octane Gold. Is this his chance to finally cement his name into the legacy of High Octane?
“Wait, Teddy verses Jatt was on the card?! Wow, I need to stop smoking so much weed, I had no idea.” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, President of Human Resources, World’s Greatest Gamer, Most Certainly Does Not Smoke Weed, LLC.
We have had complaints about a weird smell in the staff cafeteria and upon investigation we discovered one twelve inch, 4 lbs. rainbow trout, one seventeen inch, 7.2 lbs. large mouth bass and six blue gill, all under 1 lbs.
Whoever it is Z̵̧̩̯͉̀̔͋̊̂͂͗̍̍̈́̆͘͜͝e̴̲̿͜͝ḇ̵͔̙̲̗̳̘̪͗͐̇̋͆̓́̂͊͝͠ ̵̮͉̙̳͊͑̊̏̀̀̚̕M̴̡̬̭̤̰̥͖̦̼͎͇̞͐͒̿̎͂͐̆͛̆̔̕͝ǎ̵̧̢̤͚͓͐̀̈́́ŕ̵̡̧̧͎̗̣͖̜̮̙̣̣̼̖̈̃̈́̅̆̈́̇̇̕ͅț̸͎̈͆͐͝i̸̢͊̽͂͐́͘͝ṉ̷͕͉̝͚̄̌̔́̃̆͂̑̈́͂̿ͅͅ please stop.
I know it was you Zeb.