Conor Fuse here. Hey Sutler, you heard me!
eYe wAnT tO bE iN mAiN eVeNt
Looks like u got your wish. Now I go ON STRIKE.
Here are THE UNION DEMANDS!*
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS – Steven Solax and Jade Peter Parker Danielson (seriously don’t care what his name or history is) will FORFEIT
TEDDY PALMER CELEBRATION NIGHT – evvvvrynight
SUTLER WORKS MERCH STAND – permanently
Nintendo Switch consoles in ALL union locker rooms – should’ve happened already
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARDS – I choose Stevens.
But which Stevens, Conor?
ZEB MARTIN – needs new fishing rod
STEVE HARRISON – never booked again. Awful.
HUGHIE FREEMAN – lose the top hat, you look stupid
MORTAL KOMBAT SEKTOR – fired for being old
JATT – made my official manager
DAN RYAN – picks Clay’s bones clean, you love to see it
SCOTTYWOOD – grow your hair back
ZION – attitude adjustment or fireman’s carry, your choice
LT – Hi!
ARTHUR PEASANT – Not scared of u boi
EVERYONE ON BA FED TO MIKE – feed him more mothafuckaaas. Your dad was a SHIT father, Mike. End their games!
DISCORD – I need someone to FIX THE BOT IN MY DISCORD IT’S BROKEN!
DR. EGGMAN – little bitch, run Jiles run.
^that isn’t a demand. He actually did that after our match LOL. You better be good at Metal Gear Solid you SOB, because unless you’re super stealth, I’ll find you.
Did I forget anyone? Then you’re not worth my time.
All I wanted was a fair fight and this is BULLSHIT. But I’m not complaining. Instead, I’m making demands and calling all you BOTS out.
HR, you better reply to these demands too or I’ll make more.
Actually, you know what?
I’ll come to you instead.
sEe U nExT wEeKeNd
*going rogue here, haven’t checked to see if this was COOL with anyone from my co-op