Opener for Refueled LXI confirmed there
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Opener for Refueled LXI confirmed there

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

 

With Refueled LVIII in the books it’s time to look ahead to Refueled LIX where we will be treated to a classic opener pitting HOW veteran Darin Zion/Matthews/Pogoto against new comer Arthur Pleasant/Pheasant. Arthur has already tasted success in HOW and he will be looking to carry that success through a former champion in Darin. Zion paid us to mention he is a former champion, we wouldn’t normally say anything nice but twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

“I’m not going to ask why it’s all in 2 dollar bills and smells like ham but his Hello Kitty wallet was pretty cool.” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, President of Human Resources, Son of Scions, World’s Greatest Gamer.

Speaking of the President of Human Resources, today it was verified by the Council of Gaming Records and Statistics that Sutler Reynolds-Kael has crafted the PERFECT Dungeons and Dragons character. The exact details of the character can not be released to the public but it was verified by the soul of Gary Gygax to be 100% authentic. Further proof that Sutler is a better Gamer than that fraud Conor “N-Sixty Bore” Fuse.

Thank you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

..the ham cash is also moist.