*NEW HR PROTOCOLS?

Still haven’t heard from HR. FYI I’ve become the new High Octane high flyer after defeating my false hero. I guess I’ll become the new Human Resources department, too.

As a result, here are my PROPOSED amendments to the High Octane system.

*NEW CONOR FUSE RULING ON…

Promo times!

No longer do you have to submit your taped promo by 11:59pm! Time be damned! Let’s bump that bitch up to 12:04am. I bet you those five extra minutes will account for something! I hear two BOTS celebrating this decision already!

*NEW CONOR FUSE RULING ON…

Promo edits!

15 minute time window to have your promos completely edited? How about a 69 minute window!? lol, 69.

*NEW CONOR FUSE RULING ON…

Aerial maneuvers!

Please remember to not only slap TF outta your leg when you superkick but make sure you knock that BOTS teeth down their throat, too! Nothing works up a HOW audience more than a good ol’ fashioned blast to the face. TO THE FACE!

*NEW RULING ON STUPID BOTS…

Goombas like Brian Hollywood and Darin Matthews need to go through channels to speak to The Power-Up King (me) from now on. I’m too elite.

*NEW RULING ON LSD…

Only Jatt can do candy right now, although Mortal Kombat Sektor is welcome to join him.

*NEW RULING ON MILK…

Does a body good! Choco milk FTW.

*NEW RULING ON HARDCORE MATCHES…

Scottywood has to be a part of all hardcore matches and lose!

*NEW RULING ON…

Scrambled eggs!

ONLY to be served on a silver platter to commemorate our World Champion, Dr. Eggman!

And of course, NEW CONOR FUSE RULING ON…

Time travel!

Time Travel Technology (TTT™) OUT!
Warp Whistle Mechanics (WWM®) developed by my amazing Warp Whistle Formula (WWF©) IN!

Just trying to get things HYPED for next round, boys and girls! Personally, I love these HR changes. What about you? Hit me up on the twitta or get in touch elsewhere and give me the 4-1-1.

War Games? Pffft. You’re all on notice! I’ll see myself out.

*all pending approval by Big Boss. Hope he doesn’t see this or I may be in trouble, teehee.