THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
Human Resources has potentially been looking at paperwork for a new signee, maybe, possibly indicating a conceivable increase and/or decrease in the roster size, weather permitting. Early research into the potential new roster member has indicated past trauma involving known cyber bully and elder stateswoman of twitter, the Vindictive L.T. aka Lindsay Troy. Rumored fine-grained soil and professional wrestler Clay Byrd’s recent attack on Troy races the question, has the Queen of the Ring brought down a wave of vengeful cucks?
We would also like to address the other rumor you have likely all been hearing about. It can now be officially confirmed that Sutler Reynolds-Kael, the President of Human Resources, WILL be appearing on Refueled LVI and he has promised to deliver a huge surprise!
“I promise to deliver a huge surprise!” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael
So many mysteries! Tune in to Refueled LVI on March 27th, 2021!
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