HR looks into a Clayful Situation

THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES

Best Arena Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97

Chicago, Illinois

An investigation as been opened into the purpose and presence of one Clay Byrd who was recently quoted as screaming “IM NOT EVEN IN THE FED WHY AM I HERE?” at no one in particularly though sources indicate it may have been directed at Lindsay Troy. After requests made directly to Human Resources by no more than three but no less than two concerned employees the President of HR decided to take action.

“What even is a Clay Byrd? Why is even a Clay Byrd? When is even a Clay Byrd? These are the questions that plague the good people of High Octane Wrestling and surprisingly even time travel can not easily solve these philosophical quandaries. Some say it was started in the late Triassic period by Uglant the Scalemonger which, funny story, uh… wait, what was the question?” Sutler Kael briefly commented when asked about the situation.

More on this investigation as it unfolds.

Thank

y̶͍̽͒̄̂̈̿̔̿͊͒͆͜ͅ

o̸͍̣̒̄̐͛̑̈́͒

ṵ̴͕͎͚̱̬̮̂́̏̕͘