THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B H̸u̸m̴a̴n̵ Resources Suite 97
Following an ill time promo by contracted talent, Lindsay Troy, the aforementioned wrestler is banned from in-ring competition for Refueled this week. Using Time Travel Technology (TTT™) we have retroactively removed h̴e̷r̴ from the card which is why none of you remember her being booked. The promo has since been removed from the HOW website and the event scrubbed from Lindsay Troy’s memory. You’re w̶e̶l̷c̶o̸m̶e̸.̸.
“Hopefully nothing bad happens from ć̷̘o̶̗̽͊n̴̰̑s̷̨̥͆t̷͙̆ä̸͉̿ņ̶̨̈́ẗ̶͖́ĺ̷̝͇ỷ̶͕ using this Time Travel Technology to retroactively alter the HOW timeline! What ever happened to Brenton Cross anyway?” Sutler “Time Lord” Reynolds-Kael was quoted as saying. The mystery still eludes him.
Human Resources would like to remind all HOW staff to report any u̸n̴u̷s̴u̸a̶l̷ breakdowns in the Time Space Continuum in and around the Best Arena. We also request that all promo work be submitted before 12:00 A.M. Finally remember any negative effects on your personal time line by High Octane Wrestling is strictly your fault.