THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
Following the unprovoked and heinous attack by contracted talent Rah the aforementioned wrestler is banned from in-ring competition for one week. Using Time Travel Technology (TTT™) we have retroactively removed him from the card which is why none of you remember him being booked.
Though the attack has left the President of Human Resources, Sutler Reynolds-Kael, scarred and injured his resolve has never been stronger. He has also retroactively removed himself from in-ring competition and his match has also been expunged using Time Travel Technology (TTT™) giving him time to heal.
“Though KC O’Callahan and the Sunshine Band might believe they have a bright future ahead of them mark my words, I’m about the dim the lights on their whole sunny disposition.” Sutler “Light Puns” Reynolds-Kael was quoted as saying after having Rah and himself removed from the most recent card.
Human Resources can confirm that Brenton Cross’s time travel pants were used in the modification of the time stream. If Rah experiences any symptoms of time travel paradox including fading, being torn from the time space continuum or finds himself being hunted by the Hounds of Tindalos please reflect on your life choices before your obliteration from existence.