HR Releases Conor-dictory Statement
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HR Releases Conor-dictory Statement

THE OFFICE OF HIGH Ọ̸͚̝͎͖͙̼̘̦̘̯͙͙̋́̈́́͛̊́͊͛͋̎̚͜C̷̡̡͉̣͈̱̖͍̣͎̰̳̽͊͗̆̂̆̑̆̽͊͝T̵̢̠͕͍̄̿̈̄Ą̴̛͇̳͖͙̹̍̿̽̆͌́͛͒͐͋̈͝͝N̶͙̟̯̈́̐̽̋̾͘E̸̳͎͇̹͔͌ HUMAN RESOURCES

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Following the blasphemous and deranged news post by contracted talent, Conor Fuse, the aforementioned wrestler has attempted to o̶̡̬̾̑͐̏̈́̂̚͝͝͝p̸̛̟̎͌͋̒̅́ë̸͕́̈̔̇̃̔ǹ̵̛͔̠͓̮̞̖͔̙̺̎̀̏̂͒̀ ̴̜̦͑̌t̶̛͍̦͓̞̊͗̾̑̐̏͒͘͝h̴̩͎̰͙̖̩͊̊̏̔͠͝è̸̬̪̗̟͎͈͙̪̪̘͆̓͐̓̆̚ ̶̖̭̠̺̬̼̦̲̲̞̹̠̾͌͗͛̿̄́̈̀̒̏̚͜͠͝͝ͅͅḋ̴̢͚͚̖̗̱̩̯̤̇͘o̷̢̩̤̯͎͔̹̜͈̤͇͔̔͆͋̔̂͗̉̒̋̊̋́̚͝o̷̼͇͍͖̤͖͇̤̞̬̟̅͑̈́͗̆̄͋̾̈́̀̓̽͠͝r̸̩̯͓̜̖̖̠͚̼̟͔̋͗̆͆͑͗̀͆̒̌͊̚͠w̷̢̭̳͙̱͔͉̟̟̯̮̾̈́̚a̵̭̪̒ÿ̷̛̟̜̻̪̠̞̪͓̻̪͓̙̭̉͘̕͜͠ ̸̡̛̰̰͕̻̱̣̱̱͕̰̈́́̃͊̾̂̈́̽̒̈́̀͐͝͠ţ̵̧̨̜̤̝̙̩̗̯̭͍̤̭̳̀̉̑̾͑ò̸̞̘͉̖̃͐̾̑̚͠ͅơ̷̡̢͙̦͓̹̙͎̤̣͖̦̯̱̰̯̰̖̫̭̲̯̤̦̟̞̤̦̯̦͌̍͊̉̒͛̀͐̀́̋͆̐̀̃̌̾̎̌̌̀̈̔́͗̀̔͜͠͠ͅḅ̵̡͔͈̬͍̝̜̼̙̜̩͔̖̳͍̲͕̾͒̌̎̿͒̇͊̍͛͛̎̋́̓̏͆͊̚̕͠͝l̶̟͔͍̱̲͆̈́͌̍̏͂͋͒͆͂̾͌̾̀̀͋̀̈̅̋̒͋̐́̀̂͘͝͠͝͝į̴̤͎̮͍͕͙̬̦͕̟͎͖͉͇͉̥͖̳̐͒͒̓̍̉̐̀̃͛̂͑̊̇͐̀̽̿̃́͊͠v̷̡̹͉̥̟̻͕̤͔̟͈͖͇̬͓͈̼̲̿́̌į̵̢̛͎͕͙͔̯̖͚̼̻͉̟̙̹̥̺̞̜͕̯̹͙̪̖̖̲͍̠̃̒̋̒̑̓̄̈́͌̇͊̾̽̐͗̆̇̽̍͂̒̂̕͜͜͝͝o̷̧̡̨̡͇͙̯͖͕̦̳̼̗̗̅̍̉̈́̅̆́̄̎͌͊͂̏̇̾̌̓̏̓͋̿̓̕͘͘͘̕̚̚͝ņ̸̛͙̠̤͍͈̫̠̪̠̃͐͂̐̋͗̌̉̂̑̂̚͠. Observing Conor Fuse’s news post causes extreme damage to observers brain resulting in the slow creation of an interdimensional parasite. Using Time Travel Technology (TTT™) we have altered the nature of the post rendering it incoherent and harmless.

“I knew the moment I started reading Latin and references to non-Euclidian architecture something was deeply wrong with the Conor Man’s news so I heroically edited what he said to talk about power ups or some stupid shit. Can you believe everyone thinks his gimmick is about video games now and not destroying the HOW Multiverse?” Sutler “High Octane Hero” Reynolds-Kael was quoted as saying after thwarting an attempt to collapse the Universe by C̸̡̡̡̨̢̛̝̞͈̞̖̹̫̖̝̩̬̦̣̟̳̻͈̞͖̩̻͔͈̀̈́͆͌͋́̋̆͗́͒̓́͝͠o̷̢̢̦̤̫̘̻͓̼̺̫̙̹̪̺̹͓̝̩̞͉̎͋͋̐̑͆̓̾͗̏̈̿͘͘͝͝n̶̨̟̥̫̭̘͎̠̟̪̬͒̇̅̂̈́ő̷̖͚͕̫̟̻̼̲̥̘̻͚̘̩͙̞̩̮̖̤͓͙̬̯̟̖̜͍͒͋̇̋̊͛̇̏̆͆͑̆͗̔̔͐̂̀́̌͆̑̆̿̔̚͘͜͠͠͝ͅͅr̶̡̤͔͍̲̬̜̝͔̫̱͓͎̖͚̲̝̳͍͓͋́̅̉̀̍̾̐̒͘͜ͅ ̵̰̻̰͇̫̙͎̞̙̱̘͇͈̙͉͎̩̯̙̪͖̞̞̞̰͚̯̇͂͒͗͆̓̾̈̀͋̽́̎͌̌̊̈̋́̿̃̏̃́̾͘͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅF̸̨̧̛̟̗̞̲̙̮̪̘̳̳̣͇͇̮̣̦̭͖̠̬͓̣̭̳̺̘͈̦̣͍̿͑̋̄̇̈́̃̀̆̚͝ͅų̴̺͈̮̲̠̠͈̬͍̙͗̂̌͌̍̔͒̕͘͝ͅş̷̯͓͎̝̭̰̥͙̮̘̟͉̻̰̐͊̑͊͐̈́͛͋͒͛̆͘͘ę̵͕͎͍͂̿̌͊́̎̌̍͊͗͋̎͂͋̽̿̋̉̊̈́̐̌͝

Human Resources once again warns individuals of potential corruption in their personal time line and to avoid any actions that might D̶̢̧̢̛͇̬̦͖͖̱͎͈̺̞̙͉͕̦̠̙͖̘̠̼̜͎̯͇̙͓̘͔̘̳͉̊̄͗͋̇͂̓͆̒̑͗͗̀͆̉̓͛̄͛̈̀̀̓̃̔͛̋͐̎̏̌̽͑̊̅͆̑͊̐̓̃̽̀́͛̀͌̀̒͑̄̑͗̆̆̽̚̕̕̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅÊ̸̢̛̛̲̱̼̗̜͉̯̫̞͉̗̬̞̰̩̯͎͇̮̤̬̗̒̈́͂͊́͋̏̑̈̉̓͊̒̄͑̌̀̒̓̕͘͜͜S̸̡̢̧̛͕̩͓̲̞̦͉̪̭̭̟̜̻͕̻̰̞̤̙̞̳̭̘̙̝̤̣͈͙̳̖̭̦̪̲̻͈̯̬̼̪̦̺̖͓̘̠̣͈̲͖͚̼̞͚͓̣͔̑̈́̏̊̿͋̐̋͆͛̆̓̋̇͂̓̂̓̄̿́̾̉̋̀̎̑̍̀̉̀̑́̿̎͂̂̀̈̊̅̀̀͐̊͋̐̕̚̚͝ͅͅT̷̡̧̢̨̨̡̢̡̧̛̛̛̰̫͕̲̖̣̞̞̗̙̦͇̠͓̝͈̞̼͍̲͙̻͎̹̤̠̼̼̮̻̻̪̹̞̗̱͈̺̪͔̦̯͇͇̹̙̱͖̞͖̘̝͚͕͎͖̗͔̰̰͍̝͖̗̬̺̺̮͍͒͛̀̏̇̅̊́̆̅̈̀̈́̒́̇̆̿̔͋̿̇̽̈̑̈̄̉̎͒̂͋̍̈́̄̈͗̌̑̽́̆̂̆̃͆͑͂̀̈́̽͛͊̇̓̌̈́̈͒̕̚̚͜͝͠ͅͅͅŖ̸̢̢̡̼̭͕̬̳̤̼̺̫̘̝͙̩̠̼̥̟̟̰̼͇̻̬̭̰̟̗͕̲̯̙̩̠͔̺̼̮̖̜̊̂̾͐̾͑́̀͑̑͜͜͜O̵̢̧̢̲͖̦̹̟̬̬͈͓̟̹̗̪͎̪̜͚͉̘̟̫̼̜͖͎̲̬͇̯̩̮̳̖̝̩̯͖̞͔̰̺̬̩̥̱͍͚̺͈̹̅̇̍̓̌́̿͋͐̽̅̉̐́̓̍̒͑̊̾͛̕̕͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅY̵̢̢̧̡̨̧̧̼̯̻͚̩̘̘̰͍̭͔̞̰͎̮̙̬̪͙̖͓̮̥̼͕͓̟͍̺̰͔͓͖̠̲͉̠̝̠͎͍̣̠̥̖̟̩̬̝̰̘͐̄̐̉̾͐̀̿̑̆̂͐̿͊̔͋͑́̐͆̑̅͆͋̔̓̈́̈́͆̀͛̿̀̔̐̾͑̈́̄̓͊̓̄̅̑̾͗͆̂̂̚͘̕͜͠͝͝͠ all reality. We’re talking about ỳ̴̡̡̨̡̨̢̢̢̡̨̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̯̖͕̠̠̗̳̥̘̠̩͈̰̰̩̣͓͙̰͚̻͙͎͙̤̰̣̖̠̱͚̤̘̦̩̲̙̤̟̣̣̠̘̫͇̼̬͕̬͇͔͇̲̞̺͍̦͖͍̯̜̙͖̪̞̗̦̘͖͎͚͓̤͖̠̯͓̻̦̭̱̬̣̖̺̯̯̖̣̞̬̝̬͇̼̬͉̟̬̖̱͈̻̜̺̝̩̝̭̺̹͈̤̙͙̗̙̭̰̱̥̤̯̤̳̪̘̯̺̖͊̃͗̽͐̄̃͗͌̆̌̈͗̔̈̊̓̇̒̍́̾̅̾̒̅̓̿̿̔̆̎̅̒͂̈́̂̆͋̓͂̈́̀̃̇̒̂̋̈́̋̕͘̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅǫ̶̨̡̢̨̧̧̛̛̞̩̬̮̫̯̭͙̖̟̮̩̠͚̫̲͈̪̺̖̮͍̬̖̣̝̹̰̘̦̱̬̠̤̤̠͉̤̘̭̮̬̞̠̘̦̩̲͔̣̠̩̳̲̱̳͇͔͇̘̬̹̘͈̼͙̮̪̞̳̜̅̈́̀́̑̈̽̌̄̌͛͆̌̽̄̓̀́̉̊̾̂̀͗̆̿̆̃̃͌̈́͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅͅư̸̡̡̧̡̧̨̢̡̡̨̨̡̭̫̩̙̳̭͇̤̯̗̪̲̹͙̯̰̬̬͈̰͓̞͖̰̥͓̲͇̮̰͓̪̝̩͈̖̟͔̳͍̘̞̻̺̮̲̻͇͈͙̮̱̠͚̖̘͖͉̮̱͕̞̩̗̲̟̙̯̙̦̦͈̳̱̭̱̤̱̞̤͉̰̳̼͍͉͙͕͓̯̼͖̜͍̥̻̲̞̲̮̲̝̙͓̩͇̻̳̣̖͓͈̙͎̮̭̬͈̱̬̯̲̪͓̼̜̠͚̱͚̰͙̮̱̼̤̱̼͆͗̅̽̃͌̐̊̂͊̈͆̋͋̀̾̀̒̆̊̊̍̆̿̽͌̐̓̉̅̓̅̐̓̓͑̀̽͑̾̐̎̑̎̏̋̐͑̅̚͘̚͘̕͘̚͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ.

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