Steve Harrison has directed me to inform the HOW audience about Saturdays event, I would like to make sure that everyone knows I am reading from notes Steve handed me.
This Saturday, Jack Marley will be seated in the lobby next to the ticket counter. All permits and permissions have been given this time.
Jack will be selling the amazing Miracle Enterprise Minister Holy Water. As everyone knows this is the last wonderfully blessed batch of water the HOW Legend Max ‘The Minister’ Kael has prayed on.
Prices may vary.
More importantly of course; is that this might be the last batch of Holy Water ever as The Minister has not been seen since No Remorse and some people feel as if he may have died when the building feel upon him.
We are all sad inside of Miracle Enterprise.
Prices may vary.
Being sad never stopped the economy though, neither has homelessness or the violence from Cans of Soup. So, as I was saying, this Saturday we will have enough water for a sellout. We know all HOW fans will want one last piece of Max Kael merchandise before he is laid to rest. Now as stated, this is a come first, first served operation. Just because we have enough for everyone does not mean everyone will get one because there is no limit on how many you can buy.
Prices may vary.
Blue, Yellow, and Red Labelled Holy Water will be just mere fingertips away from you, for MONEY. If the person next you will pay more then you, then you better step your game up. This isn’t a fucking charity, but it will help pay for a splendid funeral for the grant Minister. I have heard 24K will be there to hand out Frappes to all attendees.
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Jack Marley and I look forward to seeing all of you on Saturday and hope you will celebrate The Ministers life with us as you sip from the Holy Water and feel his hand upon your head.
Buy it
Buy it all.
Gotta buy all the colors.
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Have a Miraculous Night and a Blessed Tomorrow.
The eGG Bandits are commies.