The Big News!! YUM YUM YUM!
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It is I, the Herald of the Improvisational and Important Maximillian Kael, First of his Name, Long May He Maim, Prime Minister of Maxopotamia, Lord of Kaelsalvania, War Games Winner, High Octane Hall of Famer and The Man Who Helped Kill HOW!
Though some of you may know me simply as Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose, lovable cousin to Cecilworth M! Farthington..I.. I think he has another middle name again but I can’t remember it right now.
As I had mentioned on twitter earlier Maxmillian Kael will be leaving High Octane Wrestling effective immediately. With Lee Best’s War Games Team defeated the controlling power of HOW shifts to Michael Lee Best and with it, the complete destruction of HOW! Trusting in Michael to finally close the company Max has decided to take a much deserved vacation!
In his infinite selflessness Maximillian Kael is setting out on the Max Kael Presents the Death of HOW World Tour Cruise! Taking the next few weeks off Max will be traveling the globe sharing the message of HOW’s Death! It’ll be drinks, drugs and wild exposition on the exciting new HOTv special Max Kael Presents the Death of HOW World Tour Cruise, right after the Cecilworth Farthington Mysteries.
However that doesn’t mean HOW will go without the iMperial Prime Minister’s divine presence! The Greatest LSD Champion of All Time according to the Kaelsalvania Chronicler, Maximillian Kael will leave behind a worthy warrior to represent his interests. Having searched high and low Maximillian Kael has located the man worthy enough and loyal enough to carry on his Hall of Fame Legacy has discovered “The Greatest Warrior Not Named Max Kael” according to the regular Maxopotamian citizen Max Kael! Prepare yourselves as Maximillian Kael, First of his Name, Long May He Maim, presents..
More to come out about this mysterious warrior in the days to come!