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Breaking NEWS

 

URGENT.

 

PUBLIC NOTICE.

 

TAKE SHELTER.

 

On Thursday, July 25th, 2019, the attraction known as The Beast from the Carnival de Grandiose escaped his enclosure after shitting everywhere. It is being reported he chewed through his protective fencing! There are no reported casualties as of this time.

 

The spokesperson for The Carnival, The Maestro of COOL, Cool Jiles, had this to say. “We got him once, we will get him again. Fear not. We are safe and fun for the whole family!”

 

More on this as it develops.

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