The Race for Skinny
As some of you may (or may not) know, Bobby Dean was scheduled for a little gastric bypass surgery earlier this week. It is unknown at this time whether or not the procedure was a success or not. That is, until today. As Mr. Dean made his way into the Yuengling Center in Tampa, Florida for tonight’s final Refueled before War Games.
Looking a bit dejected, when asked about his procedure he had this to say.
“They turned me down.” he announces with a frown upon his face. “They said I’d require a little more recovery time, and it was either miss tonight’s match with Hollywood and be skinny and beautiful once more, or have Lee shove his almighty pen up my butt.”
Not literally. I hope.
“So here I am, ready to lose. Again.” and with a final sigh of complete sorrow to match his slumping shoulders and saggy man titties, Bobby makes his way towards his locker room to prepare for yet another defeat.
But one wonders, with no word on his involvement with the upcoming War Games, could the fat man book his surgery then? Or will he forever remain the large tub of lard that we all know and love?
Stay tuned for more information on the size of Bobby’s waistline.