A Message From Max Kael

As worded by the Herald

It is I, Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose, Herald of the Robust and Riveting Maximillian Kael, Prime Minister of Maxopotamia, Lord of Kaelsalvania and High Octane Wrestling WORLD CHAMPION, First of his Name, Long May He Maim! 


I am here to inform you all that your HOW World Champion is recovering quite well from the attack by Dan Ryan and the direction of Eric Dane. Now I won’t speak to the traditional values of Eric Dane or his Best Alliance, if you’ve ever been a fan of wrestling you’ll know the play book he is using and I am sure someone, somewhere, has won Bad Guy Bingo so there isn’t anything more to say there.


What I am here to say is that due to a mild injury that Max Kael has received he can no longer speak. Well, I mean he can speak but the injury has made it very difficult for him to speak in HOW which is why I, BTFP-HotB&BMK, FohN, LMHM, will now be speaking for the HOW World Champion at all High Octane Wrestling events and venues! Yes, while it is true that you plebians will no longer be graced by the dulcet voice of the Prime Minister of Maxopotamia you have, in return, been given the gift of ME! 


So prepare your ear holes, tighten those butt cheeks and give praise! 


If you have any questions or concerns feel free to reach out to Lee Best who will reroute that information through his secretary who has been instructed to jot them down and send them via letter to me every third Tuesday of the month! 


Looking forward to never replying to them! And as always give praise to..


Maximillian Kael, First of his Name! 



Roleplay Countdown


  • Intentions Made

    “Is it working? Can you hear me?”   The voice of the Herald Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose chimed out as his pale, youthful face came into view. His bright...
  • Enter MAXKAEL Jr.

    Thwack!   The wet sound of fist a hard surface echoed in the high eaves of the cluttered warehouse. A figure stood amid the tall boxes and bizarre set...
  • The Big News!! YUM YUM YUM!

    F! Look at the size of that F!    Anyways!   FRIENDS!   It is I, the Herald of the Improvisational and Important Maximillian Kael, First of his Name,...
  • War Games III

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